For Centuries the Weasel has been the pariah of the animal kingdom. Tales of our weasely brethren's wise and heroic deeds are eschewed with impunity to the effect of elevating the self serving aspects of the Weasel character to an encompassing raison d'être for Weaselkind. We are scolded for weaseling out on obligations, on responsibilites, on commitments, on all manner undesirable situations, on friends and on relatives. But it is time to take back the language of the opressor. Until now the mutation of the honorable Weasel has seemed irreversible. Humankind, in its nefarious dealings, has long hidden behind the Weasel. It has twisted the Weasel in its own image. This forum will be a Confessional to every man, woman and child to have worn the disguise, in the hope of its eventually becoming transparent: to liberate the weasel; to save the man.
At Weasels' Anonymous, Weasels will stand in the open. Unashamedly, they will wear their heritage on their breast and share their weasely deeds with their weasely brethren. If the world wants a Weasel, we will give it one.
Weighed Down with Weasels - How to use the Confessional
Start getting those Weasels off your chest! Leave your email address in comments you will soon be welcomed to the warm yoke of Weaseldom. You'll feel better once you do.
To Weasel or not to Weasel - Weasely Advice
Feel free to sumbit hypothetical weasels to the group for weasely evaluation and debate. To do so leave you're email address in comments as per The Confessional.
Weasology - Coin a Weaselism
If you have a Weaselism you would like to add to the existing Weasology, please submit it in comments.
